I fucking hate rabbits.

I don’t really, but hopefully I got your attention. They are of course, delicious.

I used to have a rabbit when I was a kid, but it’s eyes crusted over and then it died, slowly. Maybe that’s why I hate this infographic, the deep scarring of  childhood trauma, brought to the surface by the insensitive marketing spam of a cloud computing provider. Or maybe it’s just because it’s shit.

And why is it shit? Well let me tell you, but first, let’s take a look.